Vintage Tumblr Themes

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

teslaarmor:

Me: Joins tumblr for fun

Me: starts to critically analyze almost every aspect of modern society 

How I would narrate the Olympics

me:  he's doing some athletic shit
me:  and omg look at that butt

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.